"There
is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to Scouts. It is a dimension as
vast as space and as timeless as infinity, it is the middle ground between light
and shadow, between a Scout's skill and superstitious tall tales, and it lies
between the pit of a Scouter's fear, and the summit of his knowledge. This
is the
dimension of a young Scout’s imagination. It is an area which we call "The
Scouting Zone".
-
Rod
Serling with a little help from Scoutmaster F. Alger, Jr.
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http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies1237.htmlWalpole had lived in his loft for six months and by now, it was filled
with the paintings he had created. He worked day and night, stopping
only occasionally for something to eat. He thought little about food and
less about sleep. But what he thought about least of all was his rent.
As a result, his landlord now stood before him, demanding the
three months rent Walpole owed on the loft.
"Give me a couple of weeks," Walpole pleaded.
"I know I'm on the verge of making some sales."
"Absolutely not," the landlord said. "You gave me that story last month.
You won't get another day's credit from me."
"Look," Walpole said, "think of it as an investment. Someday this loft will
be famous and you'll be able to charge a fortune for it. In a few years,
people will come into this disgusting loft and whisper, 'Walpole used to paint here.'"
"Pay your rent now," the landlord said,
"or they'll be able to say it tomorrow morning!"
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"Please, Your Honor, I'd like to be excused from jury duty,"
pleaded an anxious-looking man.
"Why should I excuse you?" asked the judge.
"You see, I owe a man fifty dollars, and he's leaving in a
few hours for a post abroad. He'll be there for years and I
want to catch him before he leaves, for it may be my last
chance to repay him."
"Excused," stated the judge coldly. "We don't want anyone on
the jury who can lie like that."
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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
And the man replies, "No, just spots."
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Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
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"Why do women always want to talk during sex?" asks Bill.
"My wife always says that feels so good. Does it feel good
to you? It feels good to me. How does it feel to you?"
"Yeah" says Doug, "I know what you mean.
My wife always asks those questions too."
"Well this time I finally gave her some answers. I said, do you wanna talk,
or do you wanna fuck? If you'll let me finish,
I'll write a report for you when we're done."
____________
How did it happen ?" the doctor asked the middle-aged
farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, about 20 some odd years ago ..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was sayin' ... 20 er so years ago, when I first started workin'
on the farm, that night, right after I'd got in bed, the
farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room ...
She asked me if there was anythin' I wanted, and I said,
"No, everythin's jus' fine."
"Are you sure ?" she asked me. "I'm sure," I tol' her.
'Isn't there anything I can do for you ?' she wanted to know.
'I reckon not,' I said."
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "But, what does this story have to do with your leg ?"
